Thorki AU where Thor is a hocker player and Loki is a figure skater.
you have my attention!
Oh! God! this is so perfect I don’t have the words!!! I need more of this!
- Beginning of Semester: Yo, you got that weed hookup?
- Finals Week: Yo, you got that cyanide hookup?
Anonymous asked: tbh i really hate when girls are vocal about the things you are ie talking about their periods openly and shit. i dont openly talk about when i have wet dreams so why do you think its ok to talk about that crap
I have a suggestion to help you cope with this.
Step 1: Take your shitty opinion and baste it with jalapeño juice.
Step 2: Marinate it in vinegar.
Step 3: Shove it right up your gaping anus